Archive for March, 2008
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The Buffalo Theory
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
In one episode of “Cheers”, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this¦
“Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the [...] -
Awareness Test
Thursday, March 20th, 2008
Count the number of passes…
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Peep Show
Thursday, March 20th, 2008
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Aussie Mechanic Humor
Sunday, March 16th, 2008
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a “Gripe Sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the Gripe Sheets right before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of [...] -
Elliot Spitzer’s Girl
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0312084kristen1.html
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How to Save the Airlines
Friday, March 7th, 2008
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers ! What the heck — They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in [...] -
“Well, at least he drives a Prius.”
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
“Well, at least he drives a Prius.”
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Scary Landing
Monday, March 3rd, 2008
Lufthansa Airbus wingstrike at Hamburg

