Archive for December, 2008
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I Love English
Monday, December 29th, 2008
I love English. Can you read these right the first time?
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce .
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The [...]
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Why Men Are Never Depressed
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water p ark. You can [...] -
Women Give
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, [...]
