I  love English.   Can you read these right the first time?

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm  was used to produce produce .
3. The dump  was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of  the bass drum
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .
13. They were too close to the door to close it
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress  and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. Upon seeing  the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests
20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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