Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
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Good Lesson on Wealth Redistribution
Monday, February 16th, 2009
Yesterday on my way to lunch at Doe’s, I passed one of the homeless guys in that area, with a sign that read ‘I Voted Obama, I needed the money.’Once inside, my waiter had on an ‘Obama ‘08′ tee shirt.
When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him while [...] -
Unfaithful
Thursday, February 12th, 2009
An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, ‘Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?’ Martha replied, ‘Well Henry, [...]
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Life in the Australian Army
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland)
Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army [...] -
Why Men Are Never Depressed
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water p ark. You can [...] -
Women Give
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
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Australian Bricklayer’s Accident Report
Thursday, November 20th, 2008
Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer’s accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers’ Compensation Board. This is a true story.
Had this guy died, he’d have received a Darwin Award for sure…….
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Dear Sir,
I am writing in response to your request for additional [...] -
Proof that Men Have Better Friends…
Monday, November 17th, 2008
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife [...] -
Pension
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008
A president’s pension currently is $191,300 per year, until he is 80 years old.
Assuming the next president lives to age 80.
Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president.
Sen. Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension.
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US Tax System in Beer Terms
Thursday, September 4th, 2008
Here is a simple explanation of how the USA tax system works from a University of Georgia Professor of Economics. It is in terms EVERYBODY should be able to understand. Feel free to forward on I don’t know how it can be explained much clearer
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Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and [...] -
Performance Reviews
Thursday, June 12th, 2008
Performance Reviews
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee evaluations a large US Corporation.I would not allow this employee to breed.
This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won’t be.
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
When she opens her mouth, it [...]
